But Hollywood, say it ain't so! You cannot seriously intend to cast Keanu Reeves as Spike Spiegel. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Somebody, please, tell me who the earth needs to open up and swallow to prevent this! I'm an earth sign. I could do it. With this much motivation, I could do it.
Hugs and wails,
Jean Marie